Posted by so_engery on Jun 03, 2022
03 - ACCENT-LESS PIT
This GORGEOUS 6ft Custom Vaporizer comes with all the bells ‘n whistles. Need a little info? They have it - they’re a KNOW IT ALL. They’ve been around, “seen” some shit, and won’t shut up about it. +2 to all intelligence and wisdom rolls, -3 to all charisma rolls (no one likes a know it all). Good thing they got that CALMING BREATH. Relaxes everyone in the area, smells like cedar, and affected creatures can’t take violent action until violence is done to them. They’re a bit of a S’LINGUIST - and their spit can turn any creature into a polyglot! Anyone who wants to take a shot of saliva’ll gain the ability to speak ANY language of their choosin’ - but they still can’t understand it. LOLOLOL. Don’t let ‘em sit on any fine furniture - they got OOZE YA LOOSE which means they can just ooze their way out of any grappling hold…but they leave behind a fluorescent (and slightly corrosive) residue on fabrics. WEIRD!
ACCENT-LESS PIT is LITERATE and COMPATIBLE with WIZARD-VISION. They gain the sight attributes of whoever’s eyes they take!
Death to the Wizard Kings!
