Posted by so_engery on Jun 02, 2022
01 - MOUTH PIT
A 3ft tall Vaporizer One Hitter who has HAD it with your sounds. Yeah, they KNOW they got a tasty exterior! They’re covered in a delicious coating! Nah, I don’t know what they taste like, I’d never lick them without asking are you nuts? Why don’t you roll 1D6 and find out if they’re SALTY, SWEET, BITTER, UMAMI or CHOCOLATE? They may look like a snack, but I’d think twice before breakin’ a bit off this Pit. This itty bitty battie came straight from the MURDER BATCH. That’s right. They got a +2 to STR and CON PLUS they can waste 1D4 worth of HP to take half damage. Not to mention that STANK BREATH (think thicc, 15ft cone of poisonous puce fog belched at a target within range. It’s THICC like slurry soup and it gets. every. where. Round corners, into cracks, into your EYES . It reeks like a kombucha fart and LINGERS for 1D8 rounds. When someone enters the stank-zone, or for some reason decides to start their turn there, they're gonna have to make a constitution savin' throw. If they fail it, bam. 2D10 poison damage. If they succeed? 1D10's worth. Even if you bring ‘em down to 5 HP that SECOND WIND immediately gives them 1D20s worth of temporary hit points! YEAH! Right?
So you better knock it off with those mouth sounds before you piss them off.
MOUTH PIT is ILLITERATE and NOT COMPATIBLE with WIZ-VISION. Don’t worry - their echolocation is fantastic.
Death to the Wizard Kings!
