Posted by so_engery on Dec 20, 2021
LEVEL 2 - BIG BEAUTIFUL BOUNCER
They decide who's on the list!
This 8ft tall fluorescent coral and green Vaporizer/Bubbler has this like, crazy ass memory for swear words. You tell them an insult they think is funny and they NEVER forget. They have this like, huge mental library full of insults and truly - the sickest of burns...but I don't think they have a damn clue what any of it means.
Kinda sweet, actually.
PIT SPECS:
Each Vat Spawn comes with 4 awesome abilities, and Flesh Pit ain't any diff! Here's what they got goin' on:
- SICK BURN - For some reason, you remember every insult or swear word any one has ever told you in any language you’ve ever heard, and you think it's REAL funny to repeat them whenever the mood strikes you. If a creature within range hears you, they gotta succeed on a Wisdom Saving Throw or take 1D4 Fire damage and deal with disadvantage on their next attack roll.
- GOOD VIBES - You secrete a smell that is just…really charming. Just makes folks wanna be around ya. +1 CHARISMA for you until the end of the turn. It's a free action!
- CRY ME A RIVER - Once a day (as a free action!) you can exhale a noxious and powdery 5x30 ft line of bromoacetone and t-stoff! It smells like lavender, causes uncontrollable crying, chemical burns, and vomiting! GROSS! This breath attack affects every creature in the area, including your allies. You cannot control the way your breath disperses. Everyone but you must roll 1D4 to determine the severity of their symptoms.
- Excessive tearing, redness, burning, blurred vision, and coughing for 2 rounds.
- Excessive tearing, redness, burning, blurred vision, and coughing for 3 rounds, burns and rashes on exposed skin. Roll 1D4+1 for damage.
- Excessive tearing, redness, burning, blurred vision, and coughing for 4 rounds. Burns and rashes on exposed skin, tightness of chest, shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, and choking sensations. Roll 1D4+2 for damage.
- Excessive tearing, redness, burning, blurred vision, and coughing for 4 rounds. Burns and rashes on exposed skin, tightness of chest, shortness of breath, wheezing, coughing, choking sensations AND you’re gonna throw up. Roll 1D6+1 for damage. You cannot control the way your breath disperses.
- I SEE THAT - Twice a day you can exhale a cloud of fine mist that smells slightly of ozone and allows you to detect any magical items, creatures, or effects in the area. However, you do not automatically know anything about the magic thing you found, you just know it’s MAGIC!