0.014 - SCHEDULING PIT


Posted by so_engery on Sep 24, 2021
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Last year, when DAGGER DAGGER was kickstarting, one of the reward tiers was some custom DTTWK art from me, and this was the week where I said "fuck you" to the unforgiving schedule and made time to work on something I love. 

Name subject to change but, until then:

SCHEDULING PIT

LEVEL 1 - GARDEN GUARDIN' 

A 7ft tall steel 'n lime slime Spoon Vaporizor, this Vat Spawn was rolled up by Acolyte Lvl 4 - RICO. They have been stationed at the Western Mush Gate specifically 'cause they just have that little SOMETHIN' that mellows the Mushroom Tenders. PLUS they can stretch their limbs into all the hard-to-reach spaces and clear them spooky spiders out. 

PIT SPECS:

Each Vat Spawn comes with 4 awesome abilities, and Scheduling Pit ain't any diff! Here's what they got goin' on:

  1. CALMING BREATH - Your breath relaxes everyone in the area AND smells slightly of cedar. Creatures affected can't take violent action until violence is committed against it. 
  2. TAKE 5 - Once a day you can exhale a vapor that automatically restores 5HP to anyone who has breathed it in before. It smells like fresh oranges! 
  3. LAVA LAMP - You can barf up globules of LAVA. Each day you can barf up 6 little globs of lava for 1D6 fire damage OR you can barf up one BIG one for 6D6 Fire damage or like... maybe 3 for 2D6...See where I'm goin with this? Problem is...the lava you barf? It'll melt STRAIGHT THROUGH TO THE EARTH. Literally, wherever the earth is, that's where the lava will melt through to. Right to the EARTH.
  4. SQUISH 'N STRETCH - You extend your arms and legs REALLY FAR from your body, like a putty. The farther they stretch, the weaker they get. If you extend 'em past 30 ft, they fall off (you can attempt to re-graft the limb without a penalty to your HP). 

SCHEDULING PIT, a tall vat spawn with a round lava-lamp body and long limbs, breathes smoke in front of a fantasy door that opens into a mushroom garden. There are two skulls with weapons in them flanking the door, one of them is saying "Ouch". Scheduling Pit looks chill AF! They look so happy!

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