Posted by so_engery on Sep 06, 2021
Attack Type: Floppy
Reach: I refuse to touch it.
Range: I won’t!
Damage: 1D12 and now your opponent is covered in slime, please can I leave?
Damage Type: Psychic.
Weight: WHO KNOWS! NOT ME! I WON’T TOUCH IT.
Cost: Whatever you want, just get RID OF IT.
Look: if you bring up this thing again, I’m leaving. I swear, I’ll do it. I’ll just GO.
Feel free to take up this sword against whatever enemies you face in whatever system you're playin' in. DTTWK, and all but like...for real? This is DISGUSTING. STRAIGHT. UP. NAST.