Posted by so_engery on Sep 05, 2021
Attack Type: Lemon sneaky.
Reach: 6 inches + lemon size less one inch ‘cause like, you gotta make sure that lemon stays on.
Range: Depends on the size of the lemon
Damage: 1d4 for the poker, 1d6 for the LEMON TWIST.
Damage Type: DIRTY, with a twist of… lemon.
Weight: 6oz+weight of the lemon
Cost: ONE simple table knife, at least ONE theieved lemon, and your humanity (if you’re human).
Look: what were you supposed to do? NOT take this here big ‘ol lemon and shove it onto THIS HERE LITTLE ‘OL STAB! STAB! STAB! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE!