0.09 - Lemon Squeez-ee


Posted by so_engery on Sep 05, 2021
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Attack Type: Lemon sneaky. 

Reach: 6 inches + lemon size less one inch ‘cause like, you gotta make sure that lemon stays on.

Range: Depends on the size of the lemon

Damage: 1d4 for the poker, 1d6 for the LEMON TWIST. 

Damage Type: DIRTY, with a twist of… lemon.  

Weight: 6oz+weight of the lemon 

Cost: ONE simple table knife, at least ONE theieved lemon, and your humanity (if you’re human).

Look: what were you supposed to do? NOT take this here big ‘ol lemon and shove it onto THIS HERE LITTLE ‘OL STAB! STAB! STAB! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE! SQUEEZE!

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