Posted by so_engery on Sep 02, 2021
Attack Type: Pit Melee
Reach: 2ft.
Range: 10/20/30/40ft depending on cooking proficiency.
Damage: 1d6+ 1. Now your opponent smells like, good enough to eat almost? So all future attacks against THAT opponent now get +2 on the attack roll AND damage roll. Y U M.
Damage Type: PIERCING if you only use it once, chopping if you mean business.
Weight: 2lb.
Cost: This here is a TOOL OF THE TRADE. You can’t simply BUY a Mess ‘O Luna, you EARN it by making a mess out of some Wizard King in a kitchen somewhere.
Look: You’re gonna be better with tools you KNOW vs. tools you don’t! Sure, in the past something like this would be used to chop herbs up for some Wizard King’s dinner (or mind woaaaaah), but YOU have made this little doohickey your own by making just...a giant Mess ‘o Luna. Good for you. Death to the Wizard Kings!
Feel free to take up this sword against whatever enemies you face in whatever system you're playin' in. DTTWK.