Posted by squinky on May 20, 2022

The following is a sponsored guest post from Poober™.

Hi, I'm Chad, founder and CEO of Poober™, writing from my 1000% apocalypse-proof billionaire bunker in [UNDISCLOSED LOCATION]. The fine folks at Soft Chaos were kind enough to let me make an announcement about a Very Important Business Conference that will be taking place during the St. Ambroise Montreal FRINGE Festival next month. We hear that many of you are looking to pivot to a new career during these unprecedented times, and you're in luck, because we're looking to expand the Poober™ family by hiring one new team member!

You're no doubt already familiar with Poober™, but what you may not know is the story of how Poober™ came to be: it all started one evening over 10 years ago when I was attending a Mindfulness Reiki Tai Chi workshop in Prospect Park, and suddenly really needed to drop the kids off at the pool, so to speak. After walking around for over half an hour trying to find a restaurant that was still open and allowed non-paying customers to use the bathroom, I thought to myself: what if there was an app that allowed regular ordinary people to make a little extra money on the side by making their bathroom available for people nearby to use? And the very next day, thanks to some seed capital from my dad who owns a cobalt mine in Africa, Poober™ was born.

Since then, we have grown from one simple idea to the multibillion-dollar enterprise you know and love today, which features among its many game-changing products the original, public toilet industry-disrupting Poober™ App, our pandemic-friendly PooberEverywhere™ VR toilet simulator, our PooberCares™ philanthropic initiative to bring porta-potties to developing nations, and very soon, a Highly Exclusive Limited Edition series of Poober™-branded poop emoji NFTs! Of course, to continue expanding our Poober™ empire, we also need to expand our team. And that's where you come in!

Of course, we're not just looking for anyone; we're looking for a real ninja warrior rockstar guru who can move fast and break things with us! And to show us that you are the kind of ninja warrior rockstar guru we're looking for, we want to see your networking skills in action! After all, the most important indicator of success at Poober™ is how good of a culture fit you are, so if you think you have what it takes, come to the Very Important Business Conference and maybe, just maybe, if you're good enough, I'll touch base with you there. Until then, keep leveraging that synergy!

This is Fine: An Apocalyptic Networking Event will be running as part of FringeMTL from June 11-18. It will be an in-person, masked interactive theatre game with a significant amount of audience participation, so come prepared to do some fake business networking! You can buy tickets here.

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